Head of Marketing · Solana

$ROSS

The Head of Marketing. ACTUALLY A DOG

Ross shows up early, naps through standups, and closes every quarter with a wagging tail. He has a real LinkedIn, a real X account, and absolutely no idea what any of this means. 100% of creator fees are pledged to Kidsave, helping older foster kids find forever families. Buy the dog. Fund the kids.

CA 6EcndTNPVDqhQ8QnrMGTcojgvF7u8wfeQebGMW5Tpump
WOOF. (bullish)
MARKETING DEPT.
UP ONLY
GOOD BOY
COFFEE FIRST
Verified credentials

Yes, he has a LinkedIn.

Most memecoins invent a lore. Ross came with references. A real profile, a real professional network, and a headline that HR has politely declined to fact-check. Tap a skill to endorse him — he can feel it.

Ross — the real headshot, Solana bandana and all
OPEN TO TREATS
Ross C.
Head of Marketing · Chief Good Boy · Professional Tail Wagger
Solana Trenches · 500+ connections (all of them love him)
Follow on X Message (he can't read)

Experience

Head of Marketing
The Trenches · Full-time · Present
Owns brand, community and morale. Increased good-boy sentiment 100% QoQ.
Chief Vibes Officer
The Living Room · Promoted internally
Managed a distributed team of squeaky assets. Zero churn.
Intern, Fetch Operations
The Backyard · Where it all began
Retrieved 100% of assigned deliverables. Sometimes twice.

Skills — tap to endorse

// endorsements are stored in Ross's heart (this browser tab)
Internal memo · Who is Ross?

The hardest-working dog in crypto.

Every great team has that one teammate who holds the whole thing together. On Solana, that teammate is Ross — a very good boy with a corporate profile, a can-do attitude, and a tail that has never once stopped wagging during a drawdown.

He doesn't know what a KPI is. He is the KPI. While everyone else was posting threads, Ross was doing the real marketing: being impossibly likeable. $ROSS is the community's way of finally putting him on the payroll.

And because a good boy deserves a good cause, this one works for the kids — every creator fee is pledged to Kidsave, a nonprofit that helps older foster kids find families.

RoleHead of Marketing
SalaryTreats (paid weekly)
Management styleSit. Stay. Deliver.
Performance reviewExceeds expectations
Ross's official headshot — a black-and-white dog in a Solana bandana
The official headshot
Ross in his Solana shirt with his phone at his side
Answering investor DMs
Ross in a black suit and tie
Ross in suit
The whole point

Every fee goes to the kids.

100% of $ROSS creator fees are pledged to Kidsave — a 501(c)(3) nonprofit that has spent more than 25 years helping older kids in foster care and orphanages be seen, find families, and thrive.

After a child turns ten, their odds of being adopted drop dramatically. Kidsave's hosting and mentoring programs — across the U.S., Colombia, Ukraine, and Sierra Leone — connect these kids with the caring adults and forever families they deserve.

Ross never had a job. Now his job feeds forward.

How the money moves

You buy $ROSSon pump.fun, like a professional
Creator fees accrueearned on every trade of the coin
100% donated to Kidsavereceipts posted publicly, every time
0+
kids served by Kidsave programs since 1999
0
kids reached in 2025 alone across four countries
0+
years of finding families for older foster kids

* Program figures from kidsave.org. Kidsave International is a registered 501(c)(3) nonprofit (Tax ID 91-1887623). $ROSS is an independent community project — Kidsave does not sponsor, endorse, or operate this token. We just think what they do matters.

The boring page of the deck

Tokenomics, but simple.

No presale. No team bag. No 47-slide vesting schedule. Just a dog, a fair launch, and fees that go somewhere good.

Supply

1,000,000,000 $ROSS

Fair launched on pump.fun. Every token minted at once — nothing hiding in a drawer.

Liquidity

Handled by pump.fun

Liquidity is managed by the pump.fun bonding curve and locked on migration. No keys, no rug.

Creator fees

100% → Kidsave

Every creator fee the coin earns is pledged to Kidsave, with receipts posted publicly.

Onboarding · takes ~3 minutes

How to hire Ross.

Four steps. No résumé required — he already has one.

Get a wallet

Download Phantom on mobile or as a browser extension and create a wallet. Guard that seed phrase like Ross guards the mailman.

Load up SOL

Buy SOL directly in Phantom, or send it over from an exchange like Coinbase or Kraken. It pays for the swap and the network fee.

Swap for $ROSS

Open the $ROSS page on pump.fun or paste the contract address into your wallet's swap tab. Double-check the CA — accept no substitute dogs.

Welcome to the team

That's it — you work with Ross now. HR (there is no HR) will be in touch. Say woof to the boss on X.

The team is hiring.
(It's you. You're the team.)

Join the only workplace where the boss is a dog, the meetings are optional, and every fee helps a kid find a family.